Hilarious Warnings

Some of the dumbest and hilarious warning labels:

Church Sign
These rows reserved for parents with children.

Hairdryer:
Do not use while taking a shower.

Box of Pills
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.

Sleeping Pills
Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Christmas Lights
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Komatsu Floodlight
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.

Blanket from taiwan:
not to be used as protection from a tornado

Infant's bathtub:
Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Disposable razor:
Do not use this product during an earthquake.

Bottled Drink:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Box of bottle rockets
Do not put in mouth.

Laundromat triple washer
No small children.

Car Manual
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

T.V. manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.

Toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene.

Lawnmower
Warning: When Motor Is Running - The Blade Is Turning

Bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle
Do not open here.

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
(courtesy:internet)